It a very sad fing to know ur mommy gonna go out for evening. She think she keepin a secret, but she ain't. Smart doggies know dees fings. She gonna be gone for long time.

My two dog sisfurs and three cat siblings might just sit and cry all night...but why? It just snuff up ur nose. No, I thinks I gonna invite anipals come over and have wild party at my house. We get lots a hooch and bacon beer and play loud music and shoot poop bombs.

Yeah. I can't wait til she leave.